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My Rezimay 2

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.


My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

TOM nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



MyRezimay2.jpg




Employer's
response:...


Dear Beefy- I mean TOM,


It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.


Contributed by: Sandy E



 







 
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Section: 2008 Humor