Picking A New Penis

A white guy is involved in a horrible car accident and is partly mangled in the wreckage. Among the other injuries, and perhaps the most traumatic, was that his penis had been severed.

Anyway, a few days later in the hospital once his condition was stabilized, a doctor came to see him about picking out a new penis to be sewn on later. "Wow, I didn't even know they could do that" said the patient. "Well, all you have to do is look through this catalog and pick the one you want and we can take care of the rest," the doctor assured him.

So, the guy starts flipping through the catalog and finds some prospects in the first few pages. As he gets near the end though, he comes across some abnormally large options. "Man! I didn't know they got that big!" he cried. Then turned the page and again, "Holy shit, that's even bigger!"

The next page had an even bigger member that he could choose. Filled with excitement he yells down the hall, "Hey Doc, do any of these big ones come in white?"