A German farmer near Fredericksburg, TX was walking down a country road and noticed a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Diekuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.' The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
