TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 2009 Humor
 
 



 









 

Another of Einstein's Theories

Einstein was born on March 14, 1879. He would be 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that this Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed... He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as...

Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty

Oh, quit groaning. I don't make this stuff up, I get it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.


Contributed by: Tom S



 







 
Animals That Steal ~ Are women born this way?

Section: 2009 Humor