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Section: 2009 Humor
Category: Politics 
 
 



 









 

Bonuses

I have been thinking about a bonus formula to reward us for 2008.

I approached this scientifically by taking the total bonus amount paid to the executives of AIG, Citi, and B of A.

I then divided this by the total number of executives, and finally correcting the ratio for our total net to theirs.

After dividing this number by three, our Bonus comes out to $386 million each.

Can we get together in the morning to decide which account to take this out of?


Contributed by: Bret L



 







 
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Section: 2009 Humor
Category: Politics