Fifteen Cents Worth

A Cajun woman call her momma on de phone and say, 'Mais cher--I'm divorcing dat T-Boy, me: All he want is crawfish, beer, and anal sex... and my a$$ hole is now de size of a quarter, when it used to be da size of a dime!'

Her momma say: 'Cloteil-- Wassa mattuh wit u?

U married to a multi-million dollah Oil Man, u live in a 8 bedroom mansion in Mandeville, u drive a Ferrari, u get $5,000 a week allowance, and u wantin' to throw all dat away over 15 cents ??'