Last child support check

Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, 'Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be getting from m e, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face.'

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, 'Now what yo momma say 'bout that?'

She say to tell you that 'you ain't my daddy' .. and watch the 'spression on yo face'!!!

Lawd a Mercy !!!!!!!!