Military bumper stickers

Bumper stickers seen on Marine Corps Base

"U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan