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Redneck Sex Test

Sex Test for Rednecks

(Answer True or False for each question)

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
Asphalt describes rectal problems.
A G-string is part of a fiddle.
Semen is a term for sailors.
Testicles are found on an octopus.
A public hair is a wild rabbit.
Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
Fetus is a character in Gunsmoke.
Am umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
A condom is a large apartment complex.
Am orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
An erection is when Japanese people vote.


Contributed by: Tom S



 







 
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