The economy is so bad that . . .

The Mafia is laying off judges.

I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses: GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM to discuss the Stimulus Package.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The most highly paid job is now jury duty.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.