Tidbits of Wisdom from Dear Old Dad

Father Knows Best -- or that's what they say anyway. But Dad's advice doesn't always sound just right. It's more of a do what I meant to say, not what I said......

Top Ten Tidbits of Wisdom from Dear Old Dad:

1, When I say "no", I really mean "'go ask your mother."

2. You may get other peoples opinions but remember mine is the only one that counts

3. Remember if you always agree with me I'll never have to say, "I told you so!"

4. Never criticize my driving or you'll never be able to borrow the car.

5. Every trick you can pull to fool me I've already tried when I was a kid.

6. I'm your father. I don't need evidence to hand down a sentence.

7. Never lose my remote and I'll never lose your game controller.

8. If you no longer need my fatherly advice don't tell me, just nod and smile!

9. If you ask me a question and I don't answer....I'm not deaf...I just don't know the answer.

10. I may not remember your schedule from time to time but I do remember when you borrow money.