Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male - Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female - The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve..
Male - Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes...

AND;

He said - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said - You wear pants don't you?

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

She said - Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said - They already have boyfriends.

He said - Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said - Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.