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2009 Humor Section


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  • 1981 and 2005 (RamblingRoseofTx)

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  • 4 x 4 Club Camping (Debbie S)

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  • A prayer for Dad (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Abbott and Costello computer purchase (Sandy E)
  • Abnormal Sperm (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • ADs from the 1930's (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Adult psychology
  • Advice and Criticism
  • Afghan Forcast
  • AFLAC Scam (James O)
  • Age Cartoons (MAT)
  • Aging Presidents (Laneille D)
  • Airline Announcements? (Leslie L)
  • Airplane overhead compartment (Tom S)
  • Am I Sick (Donna C)
  • Amstel commercial (Tom S)
  • Animals That Steal (MAT)
  • Another of Einstein's Theories (Tom S)
  • Are women born this way? (Rick L)

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  • Bad Economy (Donna C)
  • Bad for my legs (Rick L)
  • Bailey's (Debbie S)
  • Balloon Animal Commercial (Debbie S)
  • Bank Robbery Commercial (Debbie S)
  • Barack Obama Says Nothing Better Than Anybody
  • Bat Girl
  • Bathroom Laptoip (Mike M)
  • BBQ Grill Basket (Mike M)
  • Be Careful What You Wish For 2 (Leslie L)
  • Beach Plane Crash
  • Beer Belly
  • Belly Button (Sandy E)
  • Belly Button Tats
  • Best Pool Shot By A Naked White Chick (Janice M)
  • Biker Jokes
  • Bill Cosby 2012 Candidate For President (Sandy E)
  • Birthday Vibrator (Debbie S)
  • Blonde Antelope (James O)
  • Body Gaurd Auditions (Debbie S)
  • Bonuses (Bret L)
  • Boss is like a Diaper
  • Brahma beer commercial (Debbie S)
  • Brother on a Treadmill (Debbie S)
  • Bud Light Porn Guy (Debbie S)

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  • Cajun 4 Wheeler (Debbie S)
  • Candy From A Stranger (Cindy C.)
  • Canned pork warning (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Carnation Milk Slogan (Debbie S)
  • Cash For Codgers (Tom S)
  • Cat Basting (Donna C)
  • Catnip wasted (Donna C)
  • Centrum Silver Commercial (Tom S)
  • Challanging_911_Call (Debbie S)
  • Childbirth at 65
  • Chinese Recall (Rick L)
  • Clever Canadians (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Clinton Culinary Combo (Mike M)
  • Cocktail Conversation (Debbie S)
  • Common Sense Obituary (Leslie L)
  • Condom problem (Debbie S)
  • Contractor Awards 2008
  • Cooking Crabs for the first time (Debbie S)
  • Cordless Drill (Rick L)
  • Cougar Barbie (Teresa M)
  • Courage (Rick L)
  • Cowboy Love (James O)
  • Crack the pokerface (Debbie S)
  • Crime scene (Mike M)

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  • Dangerous Breed (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Darwin Awards 4
  • DEA Badge (James O.)
  • Deadly Accurate French Missile (Rick L)
  • Denny's Octuplet Special
  • Deodorant and old age (Sandy E)
  • Deporting Mentally Ill People (Sandy E)
  • Dickens Cider
  • Didn't Come With Instructions (Sandy E)
  • Discreet
  • Dog Humor (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Dog in blue sweater (James O)
  • Dogs in costume
  • Dollar Bills (Geoff H)
  • Dollhouse Debt (Bret L)
  • Don't Drink and Walk (Debbie S)
  • Don't Honk at Old People
  • Don't Invite this guy for Free Beers (Debbie S)
  • Don't judge too quickly 1 (Debbie S)
  • Don't judge too quickly 2 (Debbie S)
  • Don't judge too quickly 3 (Debbie S)
  • Don't judge too quickly 4 (Debbie S)
  • Drink and Drive billboards
  • Drinking Equals Yoga (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Drinking with a Tennessee Girl (MAT)
  • Ducks Decoy

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  • Eating light bulbs (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Elderly gentleman (Debbie S)
  • Elderly gentleman 2 (Debbie S)
  • Electric Fence (James O.)
  • Electric Wires (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Emergency Room Strategy (Debbie S)
  • Evian Water... (Teresa M)
  • Experimenting with Body Armor (Rick L)
  • Explanation of Life (Pat O)
  • Expressing praise (Dan P)
  • Extreme Poodles (Debbie S)
  • Eye Test (Susan E)

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  • Fast Police Dog (Debbie S)
  • Fastest Thing You Know Of (Debbie S)
  • Father of one of my kids (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Favorite Obama Movies (Leslie L)
  • Female driver compilation (Debbie S)
  • Female IT Staff
  • Fifteen Cents Worth (Debbie S)
  • Final Stages Of Swine Flu (Debbie S)
  • Financial Planning (James O)
  • Firefighter (Tom S)
  • First IT Professional (Peggy W)
  • Fishing Dog (Debbie S)
  • Fishing With Moses
  • Flu Update (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Fly in the Toilet (MAT)
  • Flying Bitchslap (Donna C)
  • For the maritally challenged (Debbie S)
  • Four Stages Of Life (Dan P)
  • Friday vs Monday (Sandy E)
  • Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess (Debbie S)
  • Frustrated PC (James O)
  • Fun History Lesson (MAT)
  • Funeral services (Tom S)
  • Future Archaeology

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  • G-String
  • Garage Door (Debbie S)
  • Giant Caterpillar (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Girl Scout Cookies (Bret L)
  • Gold for Grandparents (Dan P)
  • Great Tattoo (Sandy E)
  • Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever (Teresa M)
  • GRIT (Girls Raised In Texas) (Michelle H)
  • Gym Moments (RamblingRoseofTx)

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  • Hair Dressers Cape (Debbie S)
  • Halloween Dogs (Debbie S)
  • Have you ever felt like this? (Debbie S)
  • Headache 2 (Sandy E)
  • Headstones (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Health Advice for Women (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Hear Your Heart (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Hello Good Lookin' (Janet N)
  • Hmmm (Debbie S)
  • Hold My Clubs
  • Holiday lights photo (Janice M)
  • Holy Cow 01 (MAT)
  • Holy Cow 02 (MAT)
  • Holy Cow 03 (MAT)
  • Home Depot Ad (Debbie S)
  • Hospital regulations (Debbie S)
  • House For Sale (RamblingRoseOfTX)
  • How do you make this friggin printer work? (James O)
  • How Many Mexicans Can You Fit In A Mini Van? (Mike M)
  • How Pumpkin Pie is really made (Sandy E)
  • How Swine Flu is Passed (Julia G.)
  • How to be cruel to old guys (James O)
  • How to call the Police if you're old (Dan P)
  • How to get rid of a one night stand (Debbie S)
  • How to make a woman happy (James O)
  • How to Shower (Teresa M.)
  • How to wake a drunk friend (Teresa M)
  • How To Weigh Yourself
  • How weird is that? (MAT)
  • Hudson River Plane Crash
  • Hydrogen Barackside (James O)

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  • I miss being a little boy (Debbie S)
  • I Think it's Stress
  • I won the LOTTO! (Debbie S)
  • ICU Gown (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic (Tom S)
  • If I Were Santa (Janice M)
  • If you can't eat them ride one!! (Debbie S)
  • Importance of Walking (Sandy E)
  • Incredible! (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Irrestible to Women
  • Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Island 2 (Rick L)
  • It's a Mushroom (Janet N)
  • It's Lent
  • It's Luuuuv... (RamblingRoseofTx)

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  • Jackass Certificate
  • Japanese illusionist (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Japanese talent show winner (Rick L)
  • Jerry-Rigged (Leslie L)
  • Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies (Debbie S)
  • Journey Of Man (Debbie S)
  • Just Checking In (Sandy E)

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  • K9 Border Patrol (Sandy E)
  • Kiwi_Bacon Ad (Debbie S)
  • Knot Hole (Debbie S)

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  • L.A. Fire (Bret L)
  • Lamborghini vs Smart Car (Rick L)
  • Largest dead snake ever found (Rick L)
  • Last child support check (Bret L)
  • Lay Off Andre (James O)
  • Le-a (Tom S)
  • Legal question (Sandy E)
  • Leno "Jaywalking" (Debbie S)
  • Letter to pets
  • Liagra (MAT)
  • Lie Detector (Janet N)
  • Life As A Guy (Debbie S)
  • Life Thoughts by Ducky (Sandy E)
  • Lifeguard with a Sense of Humor... (Debbie S)
  • Lighter Side of Getting Old
  • Lighting Farts
  • Lion Tamer 2
  • Little Brother (Lisa)
  • Little Johnny (Viagra) (Janice R)
  • Love and Luck (Rick L)

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  • Man in it (Cindy C)
  • Man of the year3 (Cindy C)
  • Man of the year4 (Cindy C)
  • Man of the year5 (Cindy C)
  • Man With No Arms
  • Maturity (Mike M)
  • Maximum Officer Safety Video (Rick L)
  • Men are happier people (Teresa M)
  • Men's Bathing Suits (Janice M)
  • Mens Restroom Mural (Debbie S)
  • Mexican Gas Chamber
  • Middle Aged Women (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Military bumper stickers (James O)
  • Milk of Amnesia
  • Millionaire Unbelievable
  • Mom Of The Year
  • More patience (Sandy E)
  • Mother of Octuplets Spotted at Mardi Gras (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Motivational Posters (Debbie S)
  • My Dog (MAT)
  • My father's an exotic dancer (Rick L)
  • My New Philosophy (Bret L)
  • My next costume (Sandy E)

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  • Nadya Suleman (octo-mom) (Debbie S)
  • NASCAR Incident (Leslie L)
  • Never ask a Man for advice (Leslie L)
  • Never Pull Off The Road To Poop (Debbie S)
  • Never wax your Hoo-Haa (Debbie S)
  • New Ferrari
  • New illness (Sandy E)
  • New Invention (Debbie S)
  • New Jeans for Men (Debbie S)
  • New Name 2 (Leslie L)
  • New Office Policy (Dan P)
  • New Seatbelt (Teresa M)
  • New Shoes (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • New Stock Market Terms (Dan P)
  • No TP (Mike M)
  • Normal sex life again (Janice M)
  • North and the South (Debbie S)
  • Not me in the middle! (Debbie S)
  • Not your usual grave markers (Leslie L)
  • Nun at the airport (Sandy E)

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  • Obama Float (Tom S)
  • Obama Teleprompter (MAT)
  • Obama's Birth Certificate (MAT)
  • Obama's Health Plan Symbol (James O)
  • Office Budget Cuts (Dan P)
  • Old Barackee (Rick L)
  • Old Folks Fun with Football (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Older Girls Lawn Party (Leslie L)
  • One day long ago.... (James O)
  • Online (MAT)
  • Online Dating (Debbie S)
  • Ooops
  • Orthopedic Surgeon's Motor Cycle (Debbie S)
  • Over 30
  • Overdue (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Oxyclean (MAT)

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  • Paid Cruise (Hal)
  • Passing Years (Mike M)
  • Patient Broke Wind While Having Surgery
  • Peer pressure (Tom S)
  • Pencil Sharpener (MAT)
  • People of Walmart (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Perception is Reality (Rick L)
  • Perfect Man 3 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Pick-a-peck of peter peppers (Janice M)
  • Piercing
  • Pimpin' poster
  • Plans for the Christmas party (Debbie S)
  • Positive Outlook (MAT)
  • Post Turtle (Obama) (MAT)
  • President Someday (Sandy E)
  • Priceless Quotes! (Debbie S)
  • Puppeteer Extraordinaire (Debbie S)

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  • Questions you never asked (Sandy E)
  • Quickies (James O)

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  • Reading scrambled text (Teresa M)
  • Real Man Training (Debbie S)
  • Reasons not to mess with children: (Debbie S)
  • Redneck Christmas Santa Float (Debbie S)
  • Redneck Cooler (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck divorce (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Garden (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Limo (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Lottery 2 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Mailbox (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Mansion Fire (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Motel (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck murder (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Power Windows (Teresa M)
  • Redneck Sex Test (Tom S)
  • Redneck Skeet Shooting (MAT)
  • Redneck Storm Cellar (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Thanksgiving (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Time Out (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Vibrator
  • Redneck Weenie Roast (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Wheelchair (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Will (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Redneck Yard Swing (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Remembering Michael Jackson (Peggy W)
  • Respect The Senior (Debbie S)
  • Retirement activities (Rick L)
  • Riddle Longer (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Rio vs Chicago (Cindy C)
  • Roller coaster with Mama (Debbie S)
  • Rough Morning 1 (Debbie S)
  • Rough Morning 2 (Debbie S)
  • Rough Morning 3 (Debbie S)
  • Rules 2 (Debbie S)

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  • Safety (James O)
  • Santa and Tiger (Debbie S)
  • Satisfied Woman (Janet N)
  • Scratch On The Door (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Secret to a Good Marriage (Debbie S)
  • Security Yard Sign (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Senior giggles (Debbie S)
  • Seven Dwarfs Of Menopause (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Sex In The Shower
  • Sex T-shirt (Leslie L)
  • Shipwrecked 2 (Sandy E)
  • Shoes (Debbie S)
  • Shopping Spree (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Shortest Fairy Tale
  • Shout Out To My Peeps
  • Sign Here
  • Sleepin' Around (Janice M)
  • Smart Cars (Debbie S)
  • Speed Camera Replacement (Bret L)
  • Speeding 2 (Debbie S)
  • Statutory Misconduct
  • Stimulus Means Foreplay (James O)
  • Stimulus Money (Debbie S)
  • Stop voting for them (Carolyne D)
  • Stupid is alive (Debbie S)
  • Sunbathing Topless (Janet N)
  • Super Bowl Bud ads 01? (Leslie L)
  • Super Bowl Bud ads 02? (Leslie L)
  • Super Bowl Bud ads 03? (Leslie L)
  • Surprise balloon
  • Swine Flu
  • Swine Flu 2 (Debbie S)

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  • T-Shirt Image 071
  • T-shirts for Seniors (Teresa M)
  • Tammy Faye Baker
  • Tarzan Swings
  • Teary-eyed (Debbie S)
  • TENJOOBERRYMUDS (MAT)
  • Tequila prescription (James O)
  • Terrorist Parking
  • Texas Councilman (Rick L)
  • Texas Limo
  • Texas Patience (Janice M)
  • Texas Rabbit vs. Snake (Teresa M)
  • Thanks, Father (James O)
  • The economy is so bad that . . . (James O)
  • There I Fixed It (Teresa M)
  • Thin Woman Inside
  • Think of a letter (MAT)
  • This One's Barely Legal
  • Three Parrots (James O)
  • Three Tests (Sandy E)
  • Tidbits of Wisdom from Dear Old Dad (Cindy C)
  • Tiger Woods Family Christmas Portrait (Debbie S)
  • Tobacco Smoke Enema (Debbie S)
  • Tough Love
  • Traffic Camera (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Two Dollar Bill (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Two Hands - Women & Men (Allen L)
  • Two Questions in Life (RamblingRoseofTx)

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  • Ultimate Adventure Cruise (Mike M)
  • Ultimate Measuring Device for Men (James O)
  • Understanding Computer Technology
  • Underwear dust
  • Useless Man

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  • Wal-Mart Cake (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Walking the dog (Caroline D)
  • Want to be a Millionaire? (Sandy E)
  • Watch The Waiter (Debbie S)
  • Weather warning
  • Weiner on the loose (Leslie L)
  • What are you? (MAT)
  • What Have We Done? (MAT)
  • What He Had
  • What will I be when I grow up?
  • When girls don't put out!! (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • When helmets make no sense (Leslie L)
  • When Love Fades (Tom S)
  • Where do Croissants come from (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Where Easter Eggs Come From
  • Who is my Baby's Daddy? (Debbie S)
  • Who Is Your Real Friend? (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Who Is Your Role Model (Donna C)
  • Who's in Your Wallet ? (MAT)
  • Whole Lotta WTF (Mary Ann)
  • Why 2 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Why babies have mothers (Donna C)
  • Why boys need parents
  • Why I Don't Fish
  • Why I Voted Democrat (Rick L)
  • Why we love children (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Wife's First Hunt (Debbie S)
  • Wine Opener (Debbie S)
  • Winter Driving (Sandy E)
  • Wisdom Of A Retiree (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Woman Swallowed whole by Leopard (Mike M)
  • Woman's Poem (Debbie S)
  • Word Play 2 (James O)
  • Words with two Meanings (Teresa M)

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  • Yes I can (Sandy E)
  • You Can't Fix Stupid 2 (Teresa M)
  • You don't know jack (James O)
  • You Had To Be There Pt1 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • You Had To Be There Pt2 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • You Had To Be There Pt3 (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Your Problem Is Obvious

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  • Zoo Riddle (James O)


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