Bride and Groom
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you...
Read more →Jokes
New business terms
Dilberted---------To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs...
Read more →Middle name
Any child can tell you that the sole purposeof a middle name is so he cantell when he's really in trouble.
Iraqi Consequences
At a hastily called press conference this morning, Iraqi Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any military action was taken against Iraq, the Iraqi authorities would...
Read more →Watch What You Say...
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfr...
Read more →Ballerinas
Ballerinas are always on their toes.Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
He Has The Gift
A middle aged women decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving s...
Read more →Money
It can buy a House...............But not a HomeIt can buy a Bed..................But not SleepIt can buy a Clock................But not TimeIt can buy you a Book..........But not knowledgeIt can buy y...
Read more →Shawn's Secret Project
Shawn started working weekends and late into the nights on a secret project. Finally, after months of work, he went to his friend Bill's house to show him the fruits of his labor. "Check this out," he...
Read more →The Problem With Modern Art
The junior sales manager complained to his wife of aches and pains. Neither could account for his trouble.Arriving home one night from work, he informed her, "I finally discovered why I've been feelin...
Read more →Male vs Female
Excerpts from "The Rants", by Dennis MillerI know the myth is that men want Traci Lords in the bedroom, Julia Child in the kitchen, Hazel around the house, Lesley Visser during a game, Mary Poppins fo...
Read more →Talking Duck
A talking duck waddles into a store and asks the sales guy, "Got any grapes?""No," answered the guy.The duck waddles out. A little later it returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"The clerk replies, "No! L...
Read more →Texas Rancher
A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering while on holiday in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.When the wait...
Read more →Can Of Spinach
As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of spinach, but no can opener. A day later, the rooms are opened, one-by-one.In the fir...
Read more →New Stamp
The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office.However, it was found that in daily use the stamps were not stickin...
Read more →New Scam
WARNING:This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.What happens is that when you stop for a red-light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.While she is doing ...
Read more →Pigeon with a Woodpecker
What do you get if you cross a Pigeon with a Woodpecker?A bird which knocks before delivering a message.
Frame Job
A few friends had gathered in Bob's basement rec room for an evening of drinks and dancing. With the party in full swing, one of the girls excused herself to go to the john. This room, it seems, had b...
Read more →Injun Trouble
Back in the old Wild West, (probably someplace around Tombstone) there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave, who were a few apples shy of a bushel.One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparill...
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