Colored Condoms
A young buck went into a large store for a packet of condoms. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant, "We've got Red ones, Blue ones, Green ones, Orange ones, Yellow ones, plus a few o...
Read more →Jokes
Officer Efficiency Report
This is an actual line out of OER (Officer Efficiency Report) performance appraisal for the military:- A room temperature IQ.
Liquid Viagra
Viagra is now available in liquid form. Pfizer Drug officials today announced the release of the wonder drug, Viagra, in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the generic name "Mydixadud."...
Read more →Mother's Day
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong."Nothing," said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously...
Read more →GWB quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."...George W. Bush"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."...Governor George W. Bush"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my...
Read more →Be Polite
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down t...
Read more →Bumper Sticker:
On an electrician's truck,"Let us remove your shorts."
Taters
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others do. They are called "Speck Taters."Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way ...
Read more →Peace On Earth
Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we are Jewish," she asks, "Will God...
Read more →Grandma's Panties
Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties. The sales lady talked her into buying some real nice bright red crotchless panties.Grandma put them on and waited for gran...
Read more →Adult Sex Quiz
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a Blowjob.Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men c...
Read more →Hot Chili
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Little Liar Johnnie (Dog)
One evening as a family was eating dinner, the mother knowing that her young son Johnnie had been telling lot's of lies as of late, announced that she had made arrangements for her son to go over to t...
Read more →Good night
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and shouted: Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night...
Read more →Couple Of Owls
Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad.Liz said, "Hear...
Read more →115 Year Old Man
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pre...
Read more →Mildred & Chester
Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their nineties when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky pan...
Read more →Little Girl
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.The barber smiles at her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get h...
Read more →Condom Sizes
A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind the counter if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun. She asked what size he neede...
Read more →Light year
How many weeks are there in a light year?