Biology of Snack Cakes
Biology of Snack Cakesby Eric KollenbergI. INTRODUCTIONAs you probably know (unless you're incredibly stupid), life on this planet (Earth) is divided into three basic groups - plants, animals, and sna...
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Three pregnant women at lunch
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK,...
Read more →Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.The hu...
Read more →If tomorrow never comes
If tomorrow never comes,then, you're dead.
That place is so crowded
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore
Foul Language Substitute
INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUMTO: ALL EMPLOYEESFROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that certain individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the cours...
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Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier,...
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The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that ...
Read more →Love may be blind,
Love may be blind,but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Wax Job
Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, and I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos.He said, "It's worse than that. I blew almost all my dough, and then I was propositi...
Read more →Whodunit
A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. The...
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me f...
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My wife bought me a a mood ring the other day.When I'm in a good mood, it turns orange....When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark.....on her forehead!
30 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.3. Honey, ...
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An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said "You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do you still have intercourse?""Just a minute .. I'...
Read more →You've Been Out Drinking Again
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing.So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same ...
Read more →Aviation
Various mechanisms exist for pilots who wish to anonymously report errors and omissions in the cockpit, in the hope that others will not repeat their mistakes. The May 1983 "Flight Safety Focus"(#43) ...
Read more →If ignorance is bliss,
If ignorance is bliss,why aren't more people happy?
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....
She thought a quarterback was a refund.At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.When she heard that 90% of all crimes ...
Read more →Dinner Date
A college student falls head over heals for one of the girls in his class and asks her out to dinner. He is really crazy about her so he pools all of his savings and takes her to the nicest restaurant...
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