God decides it's time for the end of the world, but He wants to give the world some warning so everybody can prepare. So he calls the three most influential men on earth -- Jerry Falwell, Boris Yeltsi...
Read more →Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical SupportQ: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screenA: Pick it up and shake it.Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch of...
Read more →A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway, the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all of your clothes?"She agrees and he begins to s...
Read more →Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has done lot of sins and one day he has decided to go to the church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the con...
Read more →---- A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS ----'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,As Papa did...
Read more →A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "...
Read more →DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?
Bush, Clinton and Hillary were all in a car accident together. When they arrived at the gates of heaven god was there to meet them.He said to Bush who are you and Bush said I am a former President of ...
Read more →A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.The Skirt was still too tight. She reached ...
Read more →The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Two men are fishing at a lake that is also used by windsurfers. Of course the surfers disturb the fish, and this annoys the fishermen.After some time, when another surfer passes them, one of the fishe...
Read more →There is this just married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding.The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a ...
Read more →A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive.A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with....
Read more →Every day, Jose and Carlos stand at the freeway exit ramp, panhandling. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and still has plenty of cash to spend. Carlos only brings in a few dolla...
Read more →After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.Kennedy opened the no...
Read more →A visiting Preacher was attending a men’s breakfast in Ohio Farm Country. He asked one of the impressive older farmers in attendance to say grace that morning. After all were seated, the older farmer ...
Read more →"Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976."-- Letter from the Illinois Department of P...
Read more →A lady walked into a tattoo parlor, and is wanting a tattoo of Mike Tyson on one thigh and Riddick Bowe and the other thigh. In order to draw the tattoos, she had to drop her drawers.After the tattooi...
Read more →Did you hear about the dyslexic Highway Patrolman that spent all night New Year's Eve handing out I.U.D.s?
1. NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I hear...
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