Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.Dr....
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Run, Forest, Run!
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peters at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter said “welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.“he continued, Unfortunately, it getting pretty crowded up here ...
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Criticism
A woman comes home and finds her husband unconscious in their bedroom.On the floor beside him is a note.With shaking hands, she picks it up and reads:“I can’t stand the critism anymore.”She screams, c...
Read more →Arthritis
On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:"Do you know what arthritis is?"The parish priest soon thought of taki...
Read more →Flying Manners
Everyone should be required to review this document and sign a statement agreeing to be ejected from the airplane at 30000 feet if they do not comply prior to flying, especially the bad ones (and you ...
Read more →Bride and Groom
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you...
Read more →New business terms
Dilberted---------To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs...
Read more →Middle name
Any child can tell you that the sole purposeof a middle name is so he cantell when he's really in trouble.
Iraqi Consequences
At a hastily called press conference this morning, Iraqi Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any military action was taken against Iraq, the Iraqi authorities would...
Read more →Watch What You Say...
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfr...
Read more →Ballerinas
Ballerinas are always on their toes.Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
He Has The Gift
A middle aged women decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving s...
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It can buy a House...............But not a HomeIt can buy a Bed..................But not SleepIt can buy a Clock................But not TimeIt can buy you a Book..........But not knowledgeIt can buy y...
Read more →Shawn's Secret Project
Shawn started working weekends and late into the nights on a secret project. Finally, after months of work, he went to his friend Bill's house to show him the fruits of his labor. "Check this out," he...
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