Love may be blind,
Love may be blind,but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Wax Job
Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, and I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos.He said, "It's worse than that. I blew almost all my dough, and then I was propositi...
Read more →Whodunit
A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. The...
Read more →Bad Blonde
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me f...
Read more →Mood Ring
My wife bought me a a mood ring the other day.When I'm in a good mood, it turns orange....When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark.....on her forehead!
30 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.3. Honey, ...
Read more →Intercourse
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said "You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do you still have intercourse?""Just a minute .. I'...
Read more →You've Been Out Drinking Again
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing.So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same ...
Read more →Aviation
Various mechanisms exist for pilots who wish to anonymously report errors and omissions in the cockpit, in the hope that others will not repeat their mistakes. The May 1983 "Flight Safety Focus"(#43) ...
Read more →If ignorance is bliss,
If ignorance is bliss,why aren't more people happy?
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....
She thought a quarterback was a refund.At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.When she heard that 90% of all crimes ...
Read more →Brunette Jokes
LONG AWAITED BRUNETTE JOKES Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at them brunettes.Here's their revenge:WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?A brunette who's told too m...
Read more →Dinner Date
A college student falls head over heals for one of the girls in his class and asks her out to dinner. He is really crazy about her so he pools all of his savings and takes her to the nicest restaurant...
Read more →He Plans to End the World in Three Days
God decides it's time for the end of the world, but He wants to give the world some warning so everybody can prepare. So he calls the three most influential men on earth -- Jerry Falwell, Boris Yeltsi...
Read more →Etch-A-Sketch FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical SupportQ: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screenA: Pick it up and shake it.Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch of...
Read more →100 MPH
A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway, the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all of your clothes?"She agrees and he begins to s...
Read more →Not There
Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has done lot of sins and one day he has decided to go to the church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the con...
Read more →Night Before Christmas (Microsoft)
---- A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS ----'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,As Papa did...
Read more →Ladder to Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "...
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