Playing poker with tarot cards
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.I got a full house and four people died.
Anecdotes On Old Institutions
I agree that The Bay is a very special company for Canada for its long and "colourful" history, but I *think* it's a youngster in comparison to certain European companies (although I couldn't name one...
Read more →My Mother Taught Me 2
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to f...
Read more →Politically Correct Re-definition:
It's not called gossip anymore.It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
Boating
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand...
Read more →Origins of Man's Sex Life
It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was ...
Read more →Male & Female Interpretations
THINGY (thing-ee) n.female: Any part under a car's hood.male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.male: Playin...
Read more →Tie Pun
Guy tries to enter a night club, but the bouncer tells him, "Sorry, you need a tie."So he goes out to his car, but the only thing he can find is a pair of jumper cables, which he ties around his neck....
Read more →Disoriented
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Pick-up line of the day
He said....Have I shown you my magic watch ?She said......No, what does it do ?He said.....It's telling me you are not wearing any underwearShe said....Well your watch is wrong because I am wearing un...
Read more →Tarzan
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex."What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex ...
Read more →There are 300 billion stars
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Biology of Snack Cakes
Biology of Snack Cakesby Eric KollenbergI. INTRODUCTIONAs you probably know (unless you're incredibly stupid), life on this planet (Earth) is divided into three basic groups - plants, animals, and sna...
Read more →Three pregnant women at lunch
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK,...
Read more →Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.The hu...
Read more →If tomorrow never comes
If tomorrow never comes,then, you're dead.
That place is so crowded
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore
Foul Language Substitute
INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUMTO: ALL EMPLOYEESFROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that certain individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the cours...
Read more →Czech train
Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier,...
Read more →Cheapo's
The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that ...
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